I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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