Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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