You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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