Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You have to summon your inner elephant
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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