Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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