my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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