omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i will never coherently bang her
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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