S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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