Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Randomize
