I love black thongs
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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