what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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