I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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