I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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