my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
be right there i have to get my cape
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
