Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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