Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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