Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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