why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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