went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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