we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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