R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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