I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
bring money and cleavage
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Is Oprah even human
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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