I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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