I love black thongs
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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