Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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