Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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