No awkward lesbian experiences without me
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Your penis caused this!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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