Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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