You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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