He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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