Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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