I'm drive I can fine osifer
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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