Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You pole danced in your parka.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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