I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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