: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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