You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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