I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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