Having a random hookup so left but love u
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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