i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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