You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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