well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
