and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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