we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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