If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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