Are we in a gay sports bar?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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