porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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