isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
