I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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