Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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