Who did Billy Mays play for?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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