dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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