I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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