i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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