Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Randomize
