Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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