I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
