help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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